$OLDFOLK +1847%$SPY -0.3%$BND -0.1%$OLDFOLK +1847%$TLT -0.5%$AGG -0.2%$OLDFOLK +1847%$TIPS -0.4%$OLDFOLK +1847%$SPY -0.3%$BND -0.1%$OLDFOLK +1847%$TLT -0.5%$AGG -0.2%$OLDFOLK +1847%$TIPS -0.4%

Key Statistic

39%

of the entire US stock market owned by investors aged 70+

Jay Gurley, 77

92%

of his portfolio in equities. Studying mathematics. Still buying.

Market Context

They don't know what FOMO is. They just have it. They don't know what diamond hands are. They just never sell.

bro never was worried.

Performance

$OLDFOLK+1847%

$SPY-0.3%

$BND-0.1%

$TLT-0.5%

$AGG-0.2%

Breaking

OLD FOLK ARE SEIZED BY STOCKMARKET MANIA

The Economist reports that conservative investors aged 70+ now dominate equity markets — and they just discovered meme coins. Investing in high-risk assets may be irrational. It is also, apparently, inevitable.

A fellow kid on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, March 2026. His portfolio is up 1,847%. · $OLDFOLK

The Economist just published a study. 70+ year olds now own 39% of the entire US stock market. These are the same people who spent four decades in bonds, index funds and treasury bills.

Jay Gurley, 77, studies mathematics at George Mason University. He holds 92% of his portfolio in equities. "I can take on some risk without worrying about having to panhandle."

"Turns out — the oldest money is the most degen money."

They don't know what a meme coin is. They just buy the dip. They don't know what CT is. They just never sell. They have been through 1987, dot-com, 2008. Nothing scares them.

One 90-year-old reportedly purchased Nvidia from a hospice bed. Portfolio of $20 million. She was not concerned about the risk.

How do you do, fellow kids

$how do you do fellow kids$

"How do you do, fellow kids?" — $OLDFOLK, on discovering Solana for the first time.

Get in, fellow kid.

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